Trip Maverick reporting here. Sorry guys, the hot Italian actress 32 is finally tying the not. The news first broke when her Fantastic 5 co-star Doug Jones said she and fiancé Tango N. Cash were very happy. Her other co-star Michael Chickless was reportedly quoted as saying “The news isn’t that much of a shock as he sprayed his beans up her muffin getting her pregnant, so he did the right thing and put a ring on her finger.” Next up for Alba is the supernatural thriller The Nose about a young girl who receives a nose transplant that allows her to smell spooky ghosts. Chilling.
In other news, former Dawson’s Creek star Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI and has also tested positive for smoking heroin. She said to reporters outside of jail, “Yo dudes, it was like, totally worth it, I’m like really high”. She was released on bail for 50 bucks, a quick hand job for the deputy, then released. Next up for Barton is hopefully a good meal as she’s still skinny as a rake. Go eat a burger or something girl!More news later, folks.
Peace out!
1 comment:
I realize the point of your blog, but... you DO realize Alba is not Italian, si? Half Mexican would be the magik recipe in use here.
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