EW goes to TV!!! Two Face Revealed!!! And Thanks from Weakey!!!

Hey peepadactyls!!! Chadley here. A lot of crazy news! First of all... We were able to raise $44,600.00 for Richie Deschamps's blood transfusion. As you may know, Richie contracted a rare blood disease and needs money for a transfusion, or he may not make it until summer. Luckily we are on the right track and it looks like Richie will pull through just fine. At right is a picture of the kick-ass fund raiser we had last Friday.
ALSO- Entertainment Weakey has just signed a contract to produce short video news segments featuring Chad and Richie commenting on all the latest news!!! Fuck, this is gonna be huge folks!!! We are taping now, and it will be online soon.
In other news... In movie news, (thats what we are all here for right?) TWO FACE HAS BEEN REVEALED! We all know that Dark Knights is finally going to be released after being effectively derailed by the Director's Strike. What we haven't seen until now is a picture of Two-Face, the maniacal villian set to make a camero in Dark Knights. Well, a scooper sent us this exclusive pic of the Two-Face action figure as he appears in new flick. Its a little blurry but you get the point:

Alright forks, keep yer peepers peepin, and we'll see ya on TV soon!

-Chad

Indy's Teaser Releases All Over the Place!!!

Hey Peepadoodles! Chad here,
Remember that Richie's benefit is tomorrow night at Fortuna's in the lower east section of NYC. The celebration starts at eight and will feature Garbage War Kids, Tokyo Police Cops, The Barons, and Cat Pooter. Its gonna be huge, and word is TWZ.com may send a correspondent so I may be moving up in the showbiz jounalism pretty soon, folks!! But really this all about Richie and his blood tranfusion. And its about a human life. Richie is going through a potentially fatal health crisis right now. He needs the fans to finally give back. 50 dollars at the door.
Anyway, today is not only Saint Valentine's it all marks the release of the Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull King teaser trailer. I am really looking forward to seeing Shia Laboof as a younger, hipper, and frankly sexier Mr. Jones. I can't wait. And we all know I have been rooting for the "Goodfella 3" style ending where India Jones laments over a life of crime and maybe even gives all those pricelss objects to the Smithoseum....Naawwwww! that AINT Indy!!!!
Anyway here the new trailer features Shia Laboof fighting with what appears to be an evil version of himself, we see older India swing by his signature cat o' nine tails into a moving SUV then proclaiming "I thought I was younger!!!" Anyway the trailer is amazing and even hints at an alien conspiracy (we see crates that are clearly marked ROSEBUD, a reference to the famous alleged UFO crash in Rosebud NJ.) This flick is gonna have it all and I cannot wait!!! Oh Shit! What the fuck am I gonna do until then?!?! I'm gonna cut myself.... HA HA HA!! I'M A-GONNA CUT my selff!!! AHHH HA HA HA HA!!!!
Well here is the link to the new trailer....enjoy and keep your eyes peeled!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vpNwpJfQaEQ

-Chadley Q. Bebay

PS- Seeya at the Richie Benefit

Benefit for Richie

Hello Guys.
Chad here. It looks like the bad news keeps rolling in. First Heath Legend dies, now Richie has been striken with illness. We have our share of critics, as does everything worth reading, and their has been a small but very vocal group dedicated to spreading lies and hate about Richie and this blog. I know, people can be very cruel. We call them message board gnomes. All they do is gnome around and try and cyber-bully people. Anyway, we have put together a benefit to help him raise money for his blood transfusion. I need you guys for this one. He may not survive the year if we don't all help. Richie Deschamps has done a lot for everyone, including me. I would not be on the fast track to being a pullitser prize winning journalist without his help. Its time for you guys to give a little back. Its gonna be held in NYC, probably Brooklyn and hopefully very soon. Keep checking for more details. And thanks to everyone for the outpouring of support.

-Chad