Introducing Pete Landelli, our new Correspondant!!

Sorry about all the ugliness earlier. For those who don't know, my cousin Brad Gorman hacked into the page and almost ruined it. I have left those changes on the site. For one, I haven't figured out how to change them back, and for two I think everyone should see just what he did.

Brad used to publish posts using my username and password, for Brad's Picks. After a heated online discussion he announced to all that he had used his knowledge of the site to destroy it. If not for Pete Landelli of Brooklyn, also known as Lando667, I would have lost Weakey forever. Lando667 posed as a Weakey hater in order to gain Brad's trust, and in the process obtained the new password to Weakey

that Brad had changed. No longer was Weakey held for ransom. For this act of kindness, I have offered mister Peter Landelli a job as co-editor-in-chief of this publication.

(Remember Brad Gorman, you will rot in hell for what you did. I will fucking get you, you little piggy.)

-Chadley Quince Bebay

ENTERTAINMENT WEAKEY SUCKS!!!!

Brad Gorman here.... I hacked my lame cousins page to tell you all about him and how gay he is.

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The TDK Coaster contains Spoilers/ Brad Axed...

Werd up Peepios,
Chadley here. Brad Gorman, aka. Weakey columnist for 'Brads Picks' aka my bone-headed cousin, has been relieved of his duties here. He failed to make his Friday deadline, and his column was nixed. We are sorry for any Brad fans, doubtful as I may be about their existence.

In other, more relevant news, The TDK Coaster has opened for business at several Six Flaggs Theme Parks around the globe!!! The downside? The ride contains spoilers! Luckily, the ride has been updated for fans who want to be suprised by the films twists and turns, and riders will be warned of spoilers prior to entering those areas. Good thing, because I am taking Samantha to the 6 Flaggs in N.J. this weekend, and we are hitting up the TDK ride, no doubt!


I wanted to mention we are currently seeking new writers for E.W. and are now accepting complete resumes. Requirements include but are not restricted to: 2 years experience in print or online journalism, a B.A. in mass media, journalism, advertising or related field, complete portfolio of published works, letter of recommendation from the Dean of your Alma Mater signed in Ghoul's blood, a perfect score on the Wonderlic Test, and/or a masters in Political Science.
Keep Cool guys,
-Bebay

Brad's Picks 6/20/2008

Hey dudes and dudettes. Whats shaking? I am really fucking high right now. My boy Beef just got the hookup. Two puffs of this sensomelia and you fall asleep with your face in the cocoa puffs, baby.
Anyway, I am gonna make this quick, I am meeting this honey at the dining hall. We are gonna study for a test in Evolution 102, and then hopefully I'll fuck her pussy off. So anyway here's Brad's Picks for this week. Whatever I feel like watching this weekend.

1) Kung Fu Panda- I love these computer cartoon movies. Shit is so crazy. I like to roll a fat L and then go watch these fucking movies. Awesome.

2) The Love Guru- Holy shit, man. Michael Myers must smoke so much weed to come up with all his crazy characters! I heard this shit is so fucking funny. Also, I never miss a movie that has midget-me in it.

3) Don't You Mess with the Zohan, He'll blow you away- Long title, but it looks awesome. For my money there aint nothing funnier than making fun of Middle Eastern people, and this is a good weekend for that shit. I plan on getting high ten times before this.

Alright, whatever, seeya

-Brad G.

NEW JOKER CLIP!!!

Hey Peepees,
Chad "da man" Bebay here....
A new clip of the Joker has appeared on youtube.com. It is utterly chilling....
Link: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nIaLXE06Mp0

Apparently released via the Joker virus marketing page, this clip contains most of the clips we have heard in the trailer, although the lines seemed to be delivered in a different context, which has fans confused. Are these alternate takes of Heath? And there seems to be music from Batman Begins, not the mysterious "Joker theme" that Hans Zimmerman has been talking about.

The scene may in fact be some sort of broadcast to the people of Gotham, because the Joker seems to be address the camera directly.
From the video we can glean a lot about the character. He seems to live in a shabby, dorm-room like criminal lair, and is extremely vain (as evidenced by his pouty lips, sassy head nods, and come-hither stare.) He also appears to sport a beard under the makeup (yes, this video seems to finally dispel the rumors of perma-bleaching).
I don't mean to be a tough sell on Heath's Joker, but judging from this clip, the Joker is merely a high-school theater douche with some shit on his face. I hope there is more to come that will change my mind.
-Chadley Quince Bebay III

ehhhh....

Deschamps.....in!!!!

2-Face Revealed!!!

Holy Balls, People!!! Chadley Quince Bebay here. Thanks for all the kind words about Nana, its been a tough road. I never thought 2008 would see the death of the deaths of the two people I cared most about. Its really crazy. But if anything, its taught me to stay the course and see Entertainment Weakey through till the end...

Anyway, are you ready for this:

2-Face has been revealed... click for the video below. On the Joker virus market page there is new footage from Dark Night. Basically, the scene opens up in some kind of bar. The bartender has to go wee-pee so he tells the other old guy to like watch the bar or something. Then that other guy is like just hanging out in the bar. Oh, and the TV is on. So then we hear like a "Squeeeeek" and then the guys looks over and says something like "Need me to shake yer snake for ya, gayboy?" and then a dark figure steps into frame. The guys goes: "Dent?! WTF?! I thought you we dead!" and then the dark figure goes: "Not entirely..." in this gruesome, boiling horse-lard voice. It made my pee-chute quiver. Clip below:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM
-Chadley 2-face!!!

3rd Bat-Flick News!!!!

Werd up Peeparonis?!

Chadley "Da Man" Bebay here, back and feeling wonderful. We buried nana yesterday, and we all ate coldcuts and drank ginger ale afterwards. I got to play my cousins' Xbox live, and I may pick one up with my inheritance. Speaking of... Chadley now has a bachelor's pad. Nana's house is officially mine, and I alread got a widescreen TV. Speaking of, its giving me some trouble, anyone familiar with Pasamonics TVs?

Anyway, got some crazy scoop for ya from our faithful reader StephenKingRules667...

"Hey Chaz!! Whats up? How is everything? Sorry to hear about your Nana. Just think of it, she is hanging out with Champ in heaven right now. Any way I have exclusive info on the development of a third Bat-flick. It seems David Goyer is on board this time, at the request of Warners, and the film will likely focus on the inclusion of Crazy Quilt, a minor Bat-villian from the outlying areas of the Bat-iverse. Lets see what happens! If you print this, call me StephenKingRules667."

Thanks for the kind words man...

Keep yer peeps peeled guys and hope you enjoyed "Brads Picks"

-Chadley

Brad's Picks 7/13/08

Hey whats up dudes. My cuz Chadley talked me into helping him with this lame blog, since his boyfriend Richie died. jk. He was alright, kinda sad what happened. Anyway, we are all gonna miss "Champ" as I called him. The best thing about Richie is he had a shit-ton of old Penthouses' from his dad, who bit it in the 80's. Guy was a coke-head. Massive coronary. 

Anyway, this week and every Friday from now on, I am gonna take a minute out to give you Brad's Picks, basically whatever movies I feel like watching over the weekend.

1) Puppet Master (1980-something) Great flick. That little bastardwith the knife hands always gets me. Probably pick this up from Hollywood Video, provided the one down the block is still open by the time I finish this. Ha.

2) Incredible Hulk (Opening Tonight) No way am I missing HULK 2!!

This is the action packed Hulk feature we have been waiting for. None of that lame artsy shit. Just one big green motherfucker fucking shit up.  If all goes as planned my bro Jake is gonna meet his guy, and our shits gonna get fucked up by another 'green monster' if you catch my drift (puff puff! pass. wait. Puff Puff, get it?). Awesome.

 3) Its Happening- Probably go see this tomorrow. Finals are coming up so I will be studying

 all week. This is probably the last time I will get to see a movie for a while. Communications is a wic

ked tough major, bro. I loved Unbreakable. I mean Bruce Willis is the best superhero for my money. He didn't even have a supehero name or costume, ya know: subtle. I like that.

4) Friday the 13th: (All of em) I think anyone who doesn't watch the Friday the 13th movies on Friday the 13th is a real jerk-off. Come on people.  And none of that Spike TV marathon bullshit. They cut out all the tits.

5) Sex and the City: (Now) I know what you are thing... gay! Well, my girlfriend is dragging me along, true. But its far from gay. Not only are chicks way fucking horny after they watch that shit, but the show

 has tits all the time. So I am gonna be totally hard, too. Yeah nothing gay about a hard cock, my friends.

Alright, I paid my dues, y'all got a blog. Keep cool,

-Brad G.

Nana 1930-2008

My nana passed away Thursday. Thanks for all your support during this tough time.