Hey whats up dudes. My cuz Chadley talked me into helping him with this lame blog, since his boyfriend Richie died. jk. He was alright, kinda sad what happened. Anyway, we are all gonna miss "Champ" as I called him. The best thing about Richie is he had a shit-ton of old Penthouses' from his dad, who bit it in the 80's. Guy was a coke-head. Massive coronary.
Anyway, this week and every Friday from now on, I am gonna take a minute out to give you Brad's Picks, basically whatever movies I feel like watching over the weekend.
1) Puppet Master (1980-something) Great flick. That little bastardwith the knife hands always gets me. Probably pick this up from Hollywood Video, provided the one down the block is still open by the time I finish this. Ha.
2) Incredible Hulk (Opening Tonight) No way am I missing HULK 2!!
This is the action packed Hulk feature we have been waiting for. None of that lame artsy shit. Just one big green motherfucker fucking shit up. If all goes as planned my bro Jake is gonna meet his guy, and our shits gonna get fucked up by another 'green monster' if you catch my drift (puff puff! pass. wait. Puff Puff, get it?). Awesome.
3) Its Happening- Probably go see this tomorrow. Finals are coming up so I will be studying
all week. This is probably the last time I will get to see a movie for a while. Communications is a wic
ked tough major, bro. I loved Unbreakable. I mean Bruce Willis is the best superhero for my money. He didn't even have a supehero name or costume, ya know: subtle. I like that.
4) Friday the 13th: (All of em) I think anyone who doesn't watch the Friday the 13th movies on Friday the 13th is a real jerk-off. Come on people. And none of that Spike TV marathon bullshit. They cut out all the tits.
5) Sex and the City: (Now) I know what you are thing... gay! Well, my girlfriend is dragging me along, true. But its far from gay. Not only are chicks way fucking horny after they watch that shit, but the show
has tits all the time. So I am gonna be totally hard, too. Yeah nothing gay about a hard cock, my friends.
Alright, I paid my dues, y'all got a blog. Keep cool,
-Brad G.
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