Greetings fans! Richard Deschamps here with the movie review you've all been waiting for! I actually got to see Saw IV about a year ago at a sneak preview. I've just been waiting for the right time to post this review, and since today is Halloween, well, I figured I would give my fans what they wanted. Before you read any further, this review is SPOILER HEAVY! I put all spoilers in bold and red for those wanting to go into the theater empty-minded. Without further ado...The last time we met up with our beloved Jigsaw killer (above), it was revealed he was infected with the deadly SARS virus. Through a twisted turn of events, it was also revealed that he had planted his sidekick and partner in crime, Ashley, in with a group of unsuspecting victims to throw us for a loop. Well, it worked last time and let me just say that this outing of Jigsaw will blow your mind! It ain't for the faint of heart, and certainly isn't appropriate for children under 5 (that's right fellas, leave little Chip with the babysitter).
I'm tellin' ya, this movie has everything. Babies get decapitated, bears get declawed, I think I even saw a worm get cut in half! But the most gruesome scene was when a victim wearing a cow outfit was sliced in half and made into bacon. They might have gone a bit far with that one. All in all, this is the Saw we've been waiting for! As many of my fans may already know, Entertainment Weakey's ratings are on a scale of 1-11 (just to please all you Tenacious D fans out there!). This movie, is near perfect, getting a certifiable 9/11.
Deschamps...out!!!
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