Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Here is your James T. Pike!!!

Hey peeps, Chadley here!

As J.P. Abrahms new Star Trek prequel-reimagining-sequel-reboot Star Trek V picks up steam, tons of new casting scuttlenutt comes in everyday. Well, the grand-daddy of tasty casting morsels has slid out of Columbia Picture's hindquarters, and we are the first to report it!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the new young hip and sexy Captain Pike: Shia LaBoof!!!

This guy must have slept with the most influential casting agent in Hollywood history!

Keep your eyes peeled for more exciting developments!!


I sharted on a dead hobo.

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