Justice Leagues Casting Scuttlegutt

Hey peepsicles, Chaz B. here. Haven't posted in a while, I was in Italy visiting my sick Grandpapa. Anyway, I just heard some very exciting nuttlescutt about the new superhero blockbuster Justice Leagues of America. As we previously reported, Universal is dead-set on casting a young, hip and sexy Justice League. This is much to the chagrin of fans of Green Lantern, who feel that recasting a character already succesful in a concurrent movie franchise would be "confusing and irritating," or so says Jeb over at Green-Lantern-on-Film.com.

In a rare editorial plea to Universal Jeb wrote:

"When I thought that Universal may go with an older, wiser Lantern I thought they could differientiate this character from the Green Lantern known to the public as the ntergallactic ring-bearing novice crime fighter from the highly successful reboot "Green Lantern Emerges" and this summer's sure-fire blokbuster The Green Light. Going with a young, hip and sexy Green Lantern stomps all over the fine work Chris Jordan and company are doing. Universal?! Hello??! Suck my dick. You can quote me on that you cum-gargling whores."

Yikes! Meanwhile casting for the coveted role of Superman has set the pathetic retard community ablaze! Rumored contenders include: David Borrealis, Jack Gyllenhal, Shia LaBorf, Boylard McCracken, Burgess VonCutsie, and...wait for it.....wait.....still wait..........huh.

Keep your eyes peeled for more exciting sputtlenutt!

Chaz B