Introducing Pete Landelli, our new Correspondant!!

Sorry about all the ugliness earlier. For those who don't know, my cousin Brad Gorman hacked into the page and almost ruined it. I have left those changes on the site. For one, I haven't figured out how to change them back, and for two I think everyone should see just what he did.

Brad used to publish posts using my username and password, for Brad's Picks. After a heated online discussion he announced to all that he had used his knowledge of the site to destroy it. If not for Pete Landelli of Brooklyn, also known as Lando667, I would have lost Weakey forever. Lando667 posed as a Weakey hater in order to gain Brad's trust, and in the process obtained the new password to Weakey

that Brad had changed. No longer was Weakey held for ransom. For this act of kindness, I have offered mister Peter Landelli a job as co-editor-in-chief of this publication.

(Remember Brad Gorman, you will rot in hell for what you did. I will fucking get you, you little piggy.)

-Chadley Quince Bebay

ENTERTAINMENT WEAKEY SUCKS!!!!

Brad Gorman here.... I hacked my lame cousins page to tell you all about him and how gay he is.

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The TDK Coaster contains Spoilers/ Brad Axed...

Werd up Peepios,
Chadley here. Brad Gorman, aka. Weakey columnist for 'Brads Picks' aka my bone-headed cousin, has been relieved of his duties here. He failed to make his Friday deadline, and his column was nixed. We are sorry for any Brad fans, doubtful as I may be about their existence.

In other, more relevant news, The TDK Coaster has opened for business at several Six Flaggs Theme Parks around the globe!!! The downside? The ride contains spoilers! Luckily, the ride has been updated for fans who want to be suprised by the films twists and turns, and riders will be warned of spoilers prior to entering those areas. Good thing, because I am taking Samantha to the 6 Flaggs in N.J. this weekend, and we are hitting up the TDK ride, no doubt!


I wanted to mention we are currently seeking new writers for E.W. and are now accepting complete resumes. Requirements include but are not restricted to: 2 years experience in print or online journalism, a B.A. in mass media, journalism, advertising or related field, complete portfolio of published works, letter of recommendation from the Dean of your Alma Mater signed in Ghoul's blood, a perfect score on the Wonderlic Test, and/or a masters in Political Science.
Keep Cool guys,
-Bebay

Brad's Picks 6/20/2008

Hey dudes and dudettes. Whats shaking? I am really fucking high right now. My boy Beef just got the hookup. Two puffs of this sensomelia and you fall asleep with your face in the cocoa puffs, baby.
Anyway, I am gonna make this quick, I am meeting this honey at the dining hall. We are gonna study for a test in Evolution 102, and then hopefully I'll fuck her pussy off. So anyway here's Brad's Picks for this week. Whatever I feel like watching this weekend.

1) Kung Fu Panda- I love these computer cartoon movies. Shit is so crazy. I like to roll a fat L and then go watch these fucking movies. Awesome.

2) The Love Guru- Holy shit, man. Michael Myers must smoke so much weed to come up with all his crazy characters! I heard this shit is so fucking funny. Also, I never miss a movie that has midget-me in it.

3) Don't You Mess with the Zohan, He'll blow you away- Long title, but it looks awesome. For my money there aint nothing funnier than making fun of Middle Eastern people, and this is a good weekend for that shit. I plan on getting high ten times before this.

Alright, whatever, seeya

-Brad G.

NEW JOKER CLIP!!!

Hey Peepees,
Chad "da man" Bebay here....
A new clip of the Joker has appeared on youtube.com. It is utterly chilling....
Link: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nIaLXE06Mp0

Apparently released via the Joker virus marketing page, this clip contains most of the clips we have heard in the trailer, although the lines seemed to be delivered in a different context, which has fans confused. Are these alternate takes of Heath? And there seems to be music from Batman Begins, not the mysterious "Joker theme" that Hans Zimmerman has been talking about.

The scene may in fact be some sort of broadcast to the people of Gotham, because the Joker seems to be address the camera directly.
From the video we can glean a lot about the character. He seems to live in a shabby, dorm-room like criminal lair, and is extremely vain (as evidenced by his pouty lips, sassy head nods, and come-hither stare.) He also appears to sport a beard under the makeup (yes, this video seems to finally dispel the rumors of perma-bleaching).
I don't mean to be a tough sell on Heath's Joker, but judging from this clip, the Joker is merely a high-school theater douche with some shit on his face. I hope there is more to come that will change my mind.
-Chadley Quince Bebay III

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Deschamps.....in!!!!

2-Face Revealed!!!

Holy Balls, People!!! Chadley Quince Bebay here. Thanks for all the kind words about Nana, its been a tough road. I never thought 2008 would see the death of the deaths of the two people I cared most about. Its really crazy. But if anything, its taught me to stay the course and see Entertainment Weakey through till the end...

Anyway, are you ready for this:

2-Face has been revealed... click for the video below. On the Joker virus market page there is new footage from Dark Night. Basically, the scene opens up in some kind of bar. The bartender has to go wee-pee so he tells the other old guy to like watch the bar or something. Then that other guy is like just hanging out in the bar. Oh, and the TV is on. So then we hear like a "Squeeeeek" and then the guys looks over and says something like "Need me to shake yer snake for ya, gayboy?" and then a dark figure steps into frame. The guys goes: "Dent?! WTF?! I thought you we dead!" and then the dark figure goes: "Not entirely..." in this gruesome, boiling horse-lard voice. It made my pee-chute quiver. Clip below:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM
-Chadley 2-face!!!