Eckhart Thinks About the Future...Prince Rumors...The Dark Knights Coaster!!!

Erin Eckhart is the center of attention now that Heath Ledger has passed into the wind. Lets face it, Erin is awesome, or should I say, SPOILERS: Let's Two-Face it, Erin is awesome. Anyway, Erin just did an interview describing his role as SPOILERS: Two-Face. Here's a little tid-bittie of what he had to say:

"I am not the comic book type, as you may have gathered from my respectable roles in that cooking movie, and Thanks For Not Smoking, but when Marc Bolan approached me about the role of SPOILERS: Two Face, I couldn't resist. This aint your grandaddy's SPOILERS: Two-Face, but rather a younger, hipper, and absolutely sexy Harvey Dent/SPOILERS: Two-Face. I hope I will be back for future installments, hence the headline Eckhart thinks about the future"

Well, there ya go guys! Sounds like Erin is taking this role very seriously. And that's what we need from SPOILERS: Two-Face, one serious motherfucker. Or should I say SPOILERS: Two serious motherfuckers.

In other news, as Dark Knights approaches its July release, more news on the soundtrack pours in. One question remains: Will Prince be back? Our source says yes:

"Hey Weak-heads, I got some super-scoop about Prince doin' the soundtrack. I found this production still which shows Prince reembodying SPOILERS: Two-Face, Joker, and Batman in what looks like a music video. My friend close to the production told me this for a brand new song called 2 Happy 2 Cry, 2Sad 2 Face U . If you publish this, please call me The Artist Formerly Known as Dr. Boobs. "

Holy shit-dick this is an amazing week for Dark Knights news, and for Entertainment Weakey since we also have this exclusive photo of the new Dark Knights ride: SPOILERS BELOW:

Keep your peeps close but your peepers closer!
-Chadley Quince BeBay

EW goes to TV!!! Two Face Revealed!!! And Thanks from Weakey!!!

Hey peepadactyls!!! Chadley here. A lot of crazy news! First of all... We were able to raise $44,600.00 for Richie Deschamps's blood transfusion. As you may know, Richie contracted a rare blood disease and needs money for a transfusion, or he may not make it until summer. Luckily we are on the right track and it looks like Richie will pull through just fine. At right is a picture of the kick-ass fund raiser we had last Friday.
ALSO- Entertainment Weakey has just signed a contract to produce short video news segments featuring Chad and Richie commenting on all the latest news!!! Fuck, this is gonna be huge folks!!! We are taping now, and it will be online soon.
In other news... In movie news, (thats what we are all here for right?) TWO FACE HAS BEEN REVEALED! We all know that Dark Knights is finally going to be released after being effectively derailed by the Director's Strike. What we haven't seen until now is a picture of Two-Face, the maniacal villian set to make a camero in Dark Knights. Well, a scooper sent us this exclusive pic of the Two-Face action figure as he appears in new flick. Its a little blurry but you get the point:

Alright forks, keep yer peepers peepin, and we'll see ya on TV soon!

-Chad

Indy's Teaser Releases All Over the Place!!!

Hey Peepadoodles! Chad here,
Remember that Richie's benefit is tomorrow night at Fortuna's in the lower east section of NYC. The celebration starts at eight and will feature Garbage War Kids, Tokyo Police Cops, The Barons, and Cat Pooter. Its gonna be huge, and word is TWZ.com may send a correspondent so I may be moving up in the showbiz jounalism pretty soon, folks!! But really this all about Richie and his blood tranfusion. And its about a human life. Richie is going through a potentially fatal health crisis right now. He needs the fans to finally give back. 50 dollars at the door.
Anyway, today is not only Saint Valentine's it all marks the release of the Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull King teaser trailer. I am really looking forward to seeing Shia Laboof as a younger, hipper, and frankly sexier Mr. Jones. I can't wait. And we all know I have been rooting for the "Goodfella 3" style ending where India Jones laments over a life of crime and maybe even gives all those pricelss objects to the Smithoseum....Naawwwww! that AINT Indy!!!!
Anyway here the new trailer features Shia Laboof fighting with what appears to be an evil version of himself, we see older India swing by his signature cat o' nine tails into a moving SUV then proclaiming "I thought I was younger!!!" Anyway the trailer is amazing and even hints at an alien conspiracy (we see crates that are clearly marked ROSEBUD, a reference to the famous alleged UFO crash in Rosebud NJ.) This flick is gonna have it all and I cannot wait!!! Oh Shit! What the fuck am I gonna do until then?!?! I'm gonna cut myself.... HA HA HA!! I'M A-GONNA CUT my selff!!! AHHH HA HA HA HA!!!!
Well here is the link to the new trailer....enjoy and keep your eyes peeled!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vpNwpJfQaEQ

-Chadley Q. Bebay

PS- Seeya at the Richie Benefit

Benefit for Richie

Hello Guys.
Chad here. It looks like the bad news keeps rolling in. First Heath Legend dies, now Richie has been striken with illness. We have our share of critics, as does everything worth reading, and their has been a small but very vocal group dedicated to spreading lies and hate about Richie and this blog. I know, people can be very cruel. We call them message board gnomes. All they do is gnome around and try and cyber-bully people. Anyway, we have put together a benefit to help him raise money for his blood transfusion. I need you guys for this one. He may not survive the year if we don't all help. Richie Deschamps has done a lot for everyone, including me. I would not be on the fast track to being a pullitser prize winning journalist without his help. Its time for you guys to give a little back. Its gonna be held in NYC, probably Brooklyn and hopefully very soon. Keep checking for more details. And thanks to everyone for the outpouring of support.

-Chad

Correction

CORRECTION: HEATH LEDGER REALLY IS DEAD.
I come to you humbled, foot firmly in mouth, to apologize for what can only be described as poor jounalism. We all strive to do our best to report quickly and accurately here at EW. Everyone makes mistakes, and this time I made a doozy. Heath Ledger is actually dead. I was wrong and I apologize to all the people that emailed me exclaiming their joy that he is still alive. That is not the case. Mark my words, this is the last bit of inaccurate reporting you will ever hear from this reporter.
-Chad

Heath Ledger is Fine Folks!!!

Wow, some people believe everything they read. Jeez. Okay peeps, this is in response to the huge influx of emails I have gotten. Seriously folks, you gotta pull yer heads out of your asses. Heath Ledger dead? Oh boy. I guess I gotta spoonfeed you idiots. Heath Ledger is fine! No, he didn't die. Its some cruel internet prank, or viral marketing. Trust me, if Heath Ledger really died, you'd know it. It wouldn't be a matter of conjecture. It would be all over the place. In fact, I just saw him on the SAG awards last night, and he was sporting a stately beard. Anyway, you can relax now. Heath is fine... jesus. Gullible internet geeks, I tell ya. You will be laughing your pants off about this in a week, trust me.

-Chadley

Bond part 24 Gets a Title

Hey peepsmears!

Chaz here, whuzzup!? I heard the new Bond flick has gotten a new title, which is really awesome. My favorite thing to do between the 2 to 8 year gaps between Bond movies is to either imagine what the new title will be and then think of a story based on that hypothetical title OR after I have heard what the new title of the forthcoming Bond movie is, I then try to come up with a story in my head that goes with the title, often ammending it as new casting and plot news comes in. This news of the new title comes via our favorite scooper who likes to go by HammeroftheMods667:

"Heads up douchebags, the announced the name of the new Bond flick. Its based on Ian Andersen's first Bond novel of the same title. If you don't post this, you straight clownin'"

Great! Thanks Hammer! The title is quite a departure from the normal "Odd Statement that is Slightly Off" formula for a Bond title. Anyway, I for one am thrilled, and right now I am picturing what kind of a crazy plot would befit this fascinating title. As you know Daniel Fergusen will reprise his role of Bond in the latest installment, due in theaters this summer.

-Chaz B.