WOWEE!!! HOLIDAY BLOWOUT SPECTACULAR!

Hey Peep-Smears!!!! Chadley B.A. (Bad Attitude) BeBay here with our annual year end deluxe blowout spectacular! In this article we will give our top picks for new DVD releases, as well as our favorite flix in theaters now! First my top 5 new DVD releases:

5)Doctor Who Season 49 - Anyone who is a fan of Sci-Fi is a fan of "Who." the longest running psychadelic, weird looking, science-fiction comedy is back for a 50th season this fall. Before you tune into the new season, which has once again recast its titualar character (the 64th actor to play the iconic role), make sure you catch season 49. While each season usually has its own unique story-arc, its best to start at season 1 and watch them in order. For the die hard fans, Doctor Who: The Complete Series will be released next summer, with a retail price of $1,568,740.86

4)The Simpsons: The Motion Picture - While I was aprhensive at first, (as evidenced by my February 2007 Op-Ed piece "I Will Fucking Kill Matt Groening's Family for this One" ) I was pleasently suprised by the live action interpretation of the classic series, now in its 100th season. Viggo Mortisen stars as a Russian Mobster who falls in love with a British Nurse (Naomi Watts), who has the diary of a woman killed by the mob organization he is a driver for. Add the hilarious Simpson Family to the mix and you have a motion picture of startling depth that asks the question: when, if ever, is violence necessary, and how do the marks of a violent life influence ones moral aptitude?

4)The Pursuit of Happiness - I was a little worried I would not like this movie. I love Will Smith as an action star, and I had trouble imagining him as a poor blues musician with a young daughter. The fact that my bootleg copy misspelled the title didn't help. Who makes these things, 5 year olds? Anyway Smith delivered the dramatic goods, while giving the ultimate nod to fans with the film's closing line "Awwwww Hellllll Nawwww!!!"

5) Marilyn Manson's Halloween 3 - I normally don't like re-envisionings, but when Marylin Manson steps behind the camera, I fucking pay attention. Hot on the success of House of A Ton of Corpses and Devil's Retards, Manson returns to the camera to bring us a new vision of a horror classic. Jason was not in the original Halloween 3, but rather the Shamrock Mask Company who is using halloween masks to melt children's heads into mush.

Okay, so I dont have 5 DVD picks but I will continue with my Favorite movies in Theaters Now!

5) The Bucket List - I only had enough money to see one movie, and since I had to bring my grandma along, I had to see this flaming piece of rotten Nessie-shit. Its about two buddies, one black one white, who make a list of what they want to do before they die alone. Didn't really pay attention, and I left before the ending but I guarantee you two things: Neither people put "Fuck Whores" on their Bucket Lists, and one of them, probably the Black One, dies at the end leading the other, probably the white one, to finish both lists.

Well, thats all I got folks, have a great new year, and drive safe!!!

PS- Always use an alcohol vaporizer on holidays if you plan to drive. Keep your peepers peeled!

-C.B.A.B.b.