Hey peepsie-daisies!Chadley "Bad mother.. shut your trap" Bebay here... Whooo what a busy couple of weeks. They are moving our offices from 1st ave and 42 to Broadway and 176th, so Richie and I have been lost in the shuffle. But rest assured, we are back, and badder than ever. The one story that really motivated me to fire up the Apple II and get this blog rolling was a piece that AP ran a few days ago. I for one cannot believe how little attention this bit is getting. That, coupled with its relevance to the Entertainment Weakey fanbase, made this morsel of news top priority for this blogger. From A.P.:
"The internet community was stunned today as the results of a comprehensive and controversial survey were finally made public. The verdict: 88% of IMDB message board posters are Vagina Butts. That is to say, where a normal man (or woman) has a ridged taint bridging their assious fudge-holes to their respective sweaty bits, an alarming number of IMDB message board posters are instead stricken with sticky, mildewy cunt-lips surrounding a sloshy dickport. This condition has become termed by the medical community as Gluttius Snatchius Syndrome, or Vagina-Butt. Vagina Butts were previously thought to be far less common. Symptoms range from sticky stools to shit smelling pussies affixed to nether regions. There is no known cure."
As with any newly published medical data, especially a study with such serious implications, this report should be taken with a grain of salt. Anyone familiar with Vagina Butts would have pegged the number at maybe 40%, but if this is true, it will have inumberable affects on how we post condescending, smug, arrogant, dismissive, passive-aggressive and grumpy remarks on the beloved IMDB message board.
Bad news aside, check back later in the week for upcoming feature stories such as:
-Full Coverage of the Bucket List premiere
-An Exclusive interview with Hellion 2 director Benicio Del Toro
- A Detailed list of what scenes in Walk Hard are meant to be considered funny
- Christmas Pixxx with Reginald H. Dougleshitz, our new correspondant.
Alright you egg-sac-loving sploogebuckets, keep your peeholes peeled!
-Chadley Bebay
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