Hey peeps-in-boots, Chadley here.Weakey is slowly putting itself back together after our founder and my best friend Richie Deschamps succumb to Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia last month. The outpouring of support from the fans, we call them Weak-Heads, has been immense. Thanks so much and Weak On!
Richie will sadly miss Ironed Man, his second most anticpated summer blockbuster behind Dark Night. (By the way, does anyone know how to disable his profile on blogspot? I feel its creepy to let it linger.) Anyway, we got the first take on the Morton Downey Jr. Superhero flick from Jesus667 over at Hispanic Review sent us this bit of nut-fodder:
"Hey Whiteboys (edit: he doesn't realize Richie is dead, or that I am a third Puerto Rican-Chadley) I got this tasty little review of the new Ironed Man. You are gonna have to totally pleasure yourself when you see this flick. I mean you are gonna whip out your throbbing pecker and fucking grip it so fucking hard, violently tugging on that thick shit until you fucking shoot pearly ropes of baby-batter all over the fat loser in front of you at the theater. I suggest yanking it hard until the first signs of glistening precum starts to collect in your dickhole, then try and keep the tension until you see Ironed Man's first appearence, then as soon as you see him, flick your left nut really hard and release your chunky, gelatious dick-stew into your popcorn and then eat it."
From the sound of Jesus667, this is gonna be one messy movie. I cannot wait!!! I was invited to a test-screening tomorrow night, so I will post my review on Wednesday. Until then, keep your peeholes peeled.
-Chadley
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