Monday, June 30, 2008

The TDK Coaster contains Spoilers/ Brad Axed...


Werd up Peepios,
Chadley here. Brad Gorman, aka. Weakey columnist for 'Brads Picks' aka my bone-headed cousin, has been relieved of his duties here. He failed to make his Friday deadline, and his column was nixed. We are sorry for any Brad fans, doubtful as I may be about their existence.

In other, more relevant news, The TDK Coaster has opened for business at several Six Flaggs Theme Parks around the globe!!! The downside? The ride contains spoilers! Luckily, the ride has been updated for fans who want to be suprised by the films twists and turns, and riders will be warned of spoilers prior to entering those areas. Good thing, because I am taking Samantha to the 6 Flaggs in N.J. this weekend, and we are hitting up the TDK ride, no doubt!


I wanted to mention we are currently seeking new writers for E.W. and are now accepting complete resumes. Requirements include but are not restricted to: 2 years experience in print or online journalism, a B.A. in mass media, journalism, advertising or related field, complete portfolio of published works, letter of recommendation from the Dean of your Alma Mater signed in Ghoul's blood, a perfect score on the Wonderlic Test, and/or a masters in Political Science.
Keep Cool guys,
-Bebay

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